'Hood

This morning, I'm going to wade a little further into the cesspool that is life without a job or health insurance.  I'm going to try my luck at Planned Parenthood to get an abortion try to get a free or very cheap refill of my birth control pills.  I really hope it's like the free clinic on the "Charlie Wants an Abortion" episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

"You got AIDS?"

I'm sure I'll be disappointed by how clean and legit and devoid of scary hookers this place is, although this is Idaho (though the clinic is in Washington) so you never know what might happen.