This is going to be my last dispatch for 2021. School's out for the winter. See you in '22. It's been a real one. Everyone in attendance today gets an A, tell your friends who slept in this morning they're getting a D, and not that kind of D. The bad kind. I mean, depending on what you're into. I don't know your life.
Speaking of the D, that is some active ass yeast up in this dough |
Yea I think I need to either move, build an underground bunker, or get a prescription for Xanax. Or all three, just to cover my bases.
It's 2:34 PM somewhere. Nobody asked me, because I would have been a killjoy. You do you, boo, but for me it's acceptable to start drinking after actual 5:00 and you gotta lay down a good carb base beforehand, or else you can forget about seeing me in a human state for the next 3 days of my life.
Yea dawg, you can probably eat for a year on $60 worth of food from Winco. I don't miss being that broke but I do miss eating simple food on the cheap, and scooping oats and beans out of those bulk bins was sensory heaven.
I would say this is a load of horseshit but that might get me banned. Also I just said it. So there. Banning books is a load of steaming horseshit. Don't even get me started, we'll be here all day.
I fully support this. Life is relentless. If I could have a 420/365 advent calendar with a little 5mg mint or a pot brownie behind every door, I might look forward to tomorrow just a little bit. Are Snoop and Martha reading this? New business venture for you.
Analog Reading:
Topics of Conversation by Miranda Popkey. Oooh boy did I not like this narrator. Or the author's prose style. The narrator kept interrupting herself mid-sentence to clarify what she was saying, and she was SO UNSYMPATHETIC. At once self-important and self-loathing. Pick a lane, sweetie. Or you know what, just put it in park, because you're embarrassing yourself.