Wow! Two Hundow!
There's just something about an arbitrary, meaningless numeric milestone that makes me swell with pride.
Also, Happy Mother's Day to specifically and especially the following people: MY mom, my grandmom, my mother-in-law, Terry Gross, and Oprah. Also, HMD to all caregivers and aspiring caregivers. Every day I'm amazed when I wake up and my pets are still alive and seem to like me, so if you're shepherding an actual human person on their way to adulthood, you truly have all my respect.
Nice legs. Ironically, the Philly Phanatic did actually grab my ass once. |
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Analog Reading:
Still reading Hamnet. My reading schedule is all off this week. The book is compelling, I just haven't had much time to devote to it. I have had some wild dreams about contracting bubonic plague as a result of reading this book, though.
In one dream (which will be as fascinating to you as listening to a blow-by-blow of Uncle Carl's colonoscopy at Thanksgiving), Andy and I were at some kind of resort where he was golfing and I was about to go use the fitness center, but I suddenly didn't feel good. I took myself to some kind of on-site clinic where the doctor took one look at me and ordered me to leave immediately because I had bubonic plague. He said to go home and get in a milk bath, so I did, but we only had like half of a 1/2 gallon in the fridge, so I just dumped it in the bathwater and hoped for the best. I fell asleep in the tub and woke up to Andy angrily pounding on the front door because I was supposed to pick him up from the golf course and I never showed up. He had to walk all the way back with his clubs, and was pissed. I trudged downstairs, covered in bulging sores and dripping milk-water, to explain what was happening, but Andy kept going on and on about what a great golf game he just shot and how it was ruined when he had to walk all the way home with his clubs. I was like okok sorry, but GUY, I HAVE PLAGUE! And then I found $5.
Maybe he meant nice **gs. It must have been difficult to ration a bottle of wine and candy. Hope they paired well ðŸ¤. Some nightmare...don't drink milk and fall asleep if you ever get hives again. Nice picture, one of my favorites from waaaaay back!
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