An Exhaustive (And Exhausting) List of Products That Have No Business Containing Pumpkin Spice Flavor or Aroma

It appears that SPAM Pumpkin Spice wormed its way into our lives for but a fleeting, regrettable moment. Pumpkin Spice should have issued a DNR for itself, because it died a long time ago and we keep reanimating this corpse just to kick it down the stairs and kill it all over again. It was fun while it lasted, but in keeping with the corpse metaphor, you don't see them still cranking out Weekend at Bernie's movies, do you? The stopped after the sequel, because much like a dead body, after a while, this PS business starts to reek.

Are any of the following products real? Probably. Is time a flat circle? Only Matthew McConaughey knows.

It's probably a can of Pumpkin Spice White Claw

1. Pumpkin spice feminine deodorant spray
2. Pumpkin spice insulin
3. Pumpkin spice synthetic motor oil
4. Pumpkin spice cat litter
5. Pumpkin spice saline solution for contact lenses
6. Pumpkin spice Nashville hot chicken
7. Pumpkin spice anti-venom for rattlesnake bites
8. Pumpkin spice rosé
9. Pumpkin spice asthma inhalers
10. Pumpkin spice enema fluid
11. Pumpkin spice kimchi 
12. Pumpkin spice catheter insertion kit 
13. Pumpkin spice genetically modified farm raised tilapia
14. Pumpkin spice Italian hoagie
15. Pumpkin spice bong water
16. Pumpkin spice breast milk
17. Pumpkin spice copy machine toner
18. Pumpkin spice napalm
19. Pumpkin spice custodian vomit absorption powder
20. Pumpkin spice urinal cakes