Backyard lunching |
A little too real, maybe. So how about a distraction or five? Or maybe even more. Who's counting? It's a three day weekend coming up, and I'm feeling loose (but not in that way...pervs).
Here are some juicy tidbits from around the cyber world (sort of like the opposite of the dried up tidbits in my kitchen - the healing process is slow, and it really helps to get it out in the open and talk about it):
I really do like my job, but this week, every day felt like this kind of Monday.
Now, at the end of the week, I feel like the only conversation I'm capable of having would sound about as rational as this one.
In honor of the much-awaited return of Arrested Development, let's drop some knowledge on the real-life phenomenon of the never-nude! Where do you fall on the never-nude<-->always-nude spectrum? I think, temperature permitting, I would like to skew towards the mostly naked side. I went through a serious mooning and streaking phase as an adolescent. At just the time when girls were starting to be ashamed of their bodies, there I was shoving my shapeless, awkward form all up in your face. In retrospect, maybe that was some kind of Lena Dunham-esque statement about people needing to get the heck over their discomfort with other people's bodies. Too deep for a 12 year old? Probably. Just done for shock value? Also probably.-->
Oh, Onion, it's like you know me! I'm always counting down the minutes to my next meal. No shame, no satire. Breakfast is what gets me out of bed in the morning.
To balance out the gluttony (is it still gluttony if you're nomming down on a big bowl of oatmeal or a kale and banana smoothie?), I'd love a tread-desk. It's for the good of society!
If you can't walk all day, surely you have seven minutes
And as usual, a window-shopping wishlist:
This shirt from Anthropologie! In navy, size M, please go on sale soon so I can make you mine (already tried it on, and it looks better with a looser fit than the model is wearing, in my
This cat shirt is perfect. Purrfect? Had to. Shouldn't have.
This book will just fuel the fire of my neurotic perfectionism when having company, but I'm intrigued.
Happy Holiday Weekend! Go crack open a cold one and relax for me while Andy and I get busy cleaning all the things and weeding all the weeds!
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