Throughout my life so far, my most successful relationships have been with very specific types of people. These are the people that allow me to make fun of them and who listen as I describe the consistency of my bowel movements.
This afternoon, I thought I pooped out a cockroach. On closer inspection, it turned out to be an unmolested black olive that, evidently, I forgot to chew.
Hey there, BFF.
ReplyDeleteThis afternoon, I thought I pooped out a cockroach. On closer inspection, it turned out to be an unmolested black olive that, evidently, I forgot to chew.
ReplyDeleteI almost forgot: This evening I intentionally swallowed a whole black olive--washed down with beer to avoid choking. Now the waiting game begins.
ReplyDeleteHaha, Sarah, we are indeed kindred spirits. And "anonymous" - I'm unmasking you and exposing you for who you truly are. Be prepared.
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