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| PABST F'ing BLUE RIBBON! |
Dear Pabst Blue Ribbon,
Let me first say that you will always hold the blue ribbon of my heart (and my liver). However, and I say this with love, I think you're selling yourself short. How much longer do you intend to ride on the coattails of your 1893 success? Surely you must have won some kind of ribbon, or spirit award, or at least one of those participation trophies, in the intervening 117 years.
Yours truly,
Katie
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