Friday, August 6, 2010

Shh, you're gonna wake the other bitches

Do yourself a favor and rent, stream, or buy this movie RIGHT NOW:


Analogy:  It's like if Tropic Thunder didn't suck and had a three-way with Good Times and the conglomerate of every Bruce Lee movie ever made.

You will not be sorry.  A little bit raunchy, a little bit of boobies, and a totally appropriate and ironic use of stereotypes.  In a nutshell, Vietnam veteran and kung fu master Black Dynamite goes on a quest to avenge his brother's murder and rid the streets of smack.  Hilarity ensues when he discovers an unexpected and sinister plot that threatens to rob men of everything they hold dear.

Bonuses - Epic nun-chuck battle with Richard Nixon, full frontal male nudity

[edit] We just watched Dirty Harry, and I'd like to revise my analogy.  Now it's a full-on orgy because Dirty Harry just jumped on the pile.  It's a veritable slurry of cinematic DNA.

3 comments:

  1. Thanks for saying Tropic Thunder sucked, I completely agree

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  2. oh that was from Morgan :)

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  3. It was so so bad. Weren't you just really angry when you finished watching it? I wanted that part of my life back.

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